LOL big time
What is it, Dr. Heimlich?
(via inothernews) “Just wondering if we could do a tonsillectomy with this new procedure of mine. Your opinion?”
so wait. if you aren't the countess anymore are...
wooliebear: thedoctr: spontaneouslove: i will just bow, curtsy, and call you master. Drop the second and last three letters from countess and I’ll still respond. Oh, you weren’t talking about me? Shit. She really is dis-counted now. Awwww Crap. Just when I was counting on you… poop….. —BP
Should Billy keep posting in the 3rd person or...
Talk amongst yourselves….. —BP
Happy Aniversary Billy -- 1 year Today
Why thanks alter ego. Appreciate it. Same to you —BP
bebelestrange: poobah: bebelestrange: really not a good day unless a lose a couple followers. ••••• Ya… lost 2 today… guess Billy shouldn’t have posted that thing about Goat Prawn… oh well… —BP I think I did too. Maybe they eloped & deleted all their accounts. BTW, why do you refer to yourself in 3rd person? Are you 5? jk. Ya… certain days 5 is pushing it…Actually you can...
Kile Wygle Gets DUI On Motorized Bar Stool →
newsandbooze: “Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool….Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.”
bebelestrange: really not a good day unless a lose a couple followers. ••••• Ya… lost 2 today… guess Billy shouldn’t have posted that thing about Goat Prawn… oh well… —BP
Aussies... lissen up...
Did you know you have a West Mid Intercourse Island? Good on ya… … and a Ah Chong Island , Alcatraz Island, Dick Island, 6 Long Islands, Mably Island (HEY MABES!!!), Man On Rock Islet, Tjungkurakutangari Island, and a Traitors Island. And that’s just on the west coast where there appear to be several hundred islands.
I was minding my own business...
… when I came across a list of Australian islands in alphabetical order and scrolled downthe page and found a like to Wikis article about Goat Sex. Not being faint of heart, I slipped into the page (sunglasses on, raincoat coller up) and found this… In the early 1700s, Scottish sailor Alexander Selkirk spent four years as a castaway on an uninhabited island in the early 1700s....
wooliebear: mabelmoments: I’m to have my performance appraisal. Boss has no choice, accreditation is looming. Last time I spent ages planning and submitted some actual objectives. Boss glanced at it, asked me if there were any issues, and chucked it in my file. This time I’m going to have some fun with it, some new funky objectives. Gain senior management position in first interplanetary...