I keep thinking it is Friday.
(via bowlingalleylawyer) BAL… it’s Friday in Australia. So you got it half right —BP
The string handle on the animal cracker box was...
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"Typewriter" can be typed with one row of the...
rosasparks: poobah: fuckyeahfacts: Submitted by mikamoo QUIET can be, as well. So can QUIT YOU WIPPY TWERP … or so. —BP
I've been commanded to show a presence.
sistermarymartha: I’m here, bitch. Fuck yo’ couch. ••• Billy. Don’t go there. Leave it alone. Walk away … walk the fuck away o you gonna get hurted bad. (In Chicago they would add Mothafuckaaaa, but we don’t do that cause this is a family show [ya right!]) Actually Billy loves the word couch. It first came to mind during the recent HBO show called Carnival. Great show, bad...