June 2012
Sven and Ole
Two Minnesota mechanical engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing. “Ve’re supposed to find da height Of da flagpole,” said Sven, “but ve don’t haff a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her...
May 2012
Hangin with Paul Dano today. Yup.
Actually, nope. Just walkin down Court St. On the same side of the street. For 2 blocks. Yup. —BP
