••• Hey Newsguy… see this? —BP

jasmined:joserizal:zombienovela:(via ONTD comments)

Other strange/unique Filipino names:

angel, babes, baby girl, beauty, binky, boy blue, chuchi, cutie, girlie, lovely, sonnyboy, starlet, sweet, wimpy, adonis, apollo, aphrodite (aphro, for short), athena, hercules, hermes, jupiter, mars, minerva, neptune, venus, gucci, luis biton, mona lisa, nina ricci, valentino, ahlex, bhen, bhoy, juhn, lehn, nhel, nhin, rhob, thess, bambam, bimbam, bing, bingbing, bong, bongbong, ching, chingbee, chinglee, dang, dingdong, peng, ping, teng, chevy, mercedes, porsche, volks, atom, computerlyn, lady urania, mark laser, nova, nuclear bomb, brandy, cali, champagne, coke, mirinda, pepsi, punch, whisky, adobo, bacon, cheese, congee, ginger, kitkat, patis, pechay, pepper, sushi, suki, tuna, bamba, bambi, biboy, boboy, bubo, dandan, denden, dondon, tatoy, tet, titoy, totoy, apple pie, candy, cherry pie, cinnamon, cookie, honey, jello, muffin, sugar, apples, berry, carrot, cherry, orange, peaches, strawberry, dawn, midnight & goodnight, dusk

*names in bold are names of people who I actually know or heardof.

This list of “Filipino” names has raised my blood sugar for real.