Billy Poobah Lives

My Uncle is Sick but the Highway is Green.

An ounce of prevention is worth more if you break it up into nickel bags.

Repression is the mother of obsession.

It's time to poop or get out of my sink.

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linnefaulk:

poobah:

Traffic not looking too good at this time. I wonder how the IKEA in Red Hook is doing? Or did it just float out to sea…-BP

MDF is not good for floating. It absorbs too much water and sinks. If the Titanic had furniture from Ikea, the whole thing would have sunk quicker and Rose would have no lived.

So what you’re saying is that IKEA is probably 60 ft. UNDER the Verrazano bridge — or — the Sweedish Meatballs kept it floating straight out to sea, perchance? —BP

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  Those meatballs may be more dense than wet MDF. They will be discovered a hundred years from now when they are dredged...
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